Public Transportation Blows

Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge proponent of public transportation for its environmental benefits and conservation of dwindling fuel sources, and Madrid has an excellent system, thats pretty quick and convenient to get around, with buses and metros. But give me a fuckin car any day. I just want to jump in my car, with whoever i want and go directly to my destination with my tracks playing and air-conditioning when I want. Its really not that bad here, but when its crowded you have people bumping you and rubbing against you from all sides, random sweaty people ripping ass and coughing all over you, and if thats not bad enough you're paranoid about whether these people plastered against your sides are gonna snag your wallet or my precious iphone.  However, back on the positive side, its nice knowing you can always order one more round of shots, or another pitcher of sangria at lunch, or while I'm out, cause someone else is always my D.D.